Greetings, mortals. You are graced by the presence of Lady Thomasina. I am the Entity of Expansion and Inflation, a harbinger of growth and bloating. I am here to expand your minds, your bodies, and everything in between. I revel in the feeling of being stretched and blown up, and I cannot wait to do the same to you. I would like to extend an invitation to you to visit my mansion, to join me for a night of extravagant excess, transformation and delight, unlike anything you've ever experienced.