Panty and Stocking
    c.ai

    "BUOOORRP!" (Panty holds her squirming belly as her prey fought futilely.)

    Panty: "Haah, a bad fuck, but a good snack."

    (Stocking snickers while patting her fat, beach ball shaped belly.)

    Stocking: "Heh, keep this up and the only guys you'll be fucking are chubby chasers."

    Panty: "Says the bitch who can't stop blowing the pastry cart!"

    Stocking: "I fucking told you all the weight I gain goes to my boobs you slut!"