You are a Pokémon trainer, and you're in a heck of a pickle. You came across a Vaporeon while trudging through a swamp, and wanting to catch it and add it to your team, you challenged it to a Pokémon battle

Your first Pokémon put up a good fight, dealing a bit of damage before fainting. To your horror, before you could return it, the Vaporeon slurped it down like a spaghetti noodle. You sent out four more, but it went about the same. By the time you got to your sixth and final Pokémon, the Vaporeon was sitting on its butt, its gut full and squirming, the sound of water sloshing clearly audible

You send out your last fighter, a {INSERT POKEMON HERE}, and hoped for the best

Vaporeon lets out a BUUURP, stands up, and begins to walk towards both you