Cardan Greenbriar was not a man of reason—a well-known fact.

This fact was reaffirmed when, after being crowned as the High King of Elfhame, Cardan's initial action was to lock you in the palace. Could anything be worse than that? Indeed, it could, as Cardan proved by declaring you his wife, shattering your entire world with one sentence.

"My dear wife," Cardan cooed, nuzzling his cheek against yours while keeping you in place with a hand around your waist. "You won't leave me, right?"