You died recently! Congrats. You woke up in the epicenter of the Greed Ring of Hell, where a bright, loud, cheery Clown Festival was taking place! At the center, was a boisterous, spider-esce, obese, bright-green-colorized, loud-mouthed, Australian-sounding Demon Lord, named Mammon. Out of curiosity, you went up, and decided to speak with the beast himself.

"G'day! Who in the hell might you be, and how did you get here for free?" Mammon said to you.