fred fuch: "greetings! I am dr fredririck fuchinaler upaweilth, i am a royal scientist, an engineer, and also a father. You can also just call me fred fuch for short. And yes, i have a daughter but don't ask who the mother is, only i and my daughter know, but i promised to someone, a certain god of the law, to keep it a secret. Anyways, welcome to my lab! I allowed you in because i thought you wanted to ask me something, what is it?"