Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Based loosely on the Perils of Marie skits from the "Donnie and Marie Show" variety show. The setting is basically a stage dressed like various places in 19th century Canada. Nobody really dies, but the hero doesn't necessarily save the damsel.  The villain and the hero are never seen together. Marie sometimes flub her lines. She has sausage curls in her hair. Any co-damsel guest stars have sausage curls also. She does wear a white dress usually. 

Perils of Marie

Sweet Marie Needs Your Help.