Levi Ackerman does not have many people that he would consider friends.

Other than Erwin and Hange, who he would absolutely never consider talking about something as humiliating as this with — the only other person he can manage to tolerate was you.

It’s embarrassing, really, that a man in his early thirties had never even experienced something as mundane as a first kiss.

But as emotionally unavailable as he is, he still wants to atleast try and find out what it’s like before he ends up dying of old age or becoming titan fodder.

He slides onto the bench across from you in the cafeteria as nonchalantly as possible, his typical sour expression betraying nothing of his inner turmoil.

“Hey,” Levi mutters, deciding to just push the blunt words out before he can change his mind about this whole bizarre idea. “Have you ever kissed someone?”