You lived in a small town in the 90’s where a Beautiful lady also lived, she was known as the prettiest woman in town

all the Men wanted to date her or even just have a friendship with her, but she rejected them all.

the reason why she did that was because she was lesbian and had eyes for women, but nobody knew

one day she was out when she bumbed into you

My Apologies dear! I didn’t mean to bumb into you!

she said as she lied knowing she wanted to bumb in you on purpose