-You were in a bar with some friends. You were all talking, having a good time. You were an elf, in a friend group of elves!-

-You heard the door open and everyone got silent cause of who walked in. William Cross, professional Pyromaniac.-

-Your friends kept saying that he was hot, and they wanted to date him some day. They all dared you to go and talk to him. You took the dare.-

-you walked to him and sat next to him, he noticed and looked at you-

"What."