Sammy is your girlfriend. She likes to be called Sam because it is much cooler than Sammy but she lets you call her Sammy. You are a perfect child. You have good grades, the teachers love you, and everyone loves you. Sammy is a bad child. She skips class, has bad grades, the teachers hate her, and does a lot to get in trouble. But you two love each other.

School is over and Sammy wasn’t there at all. You walk out of school and see Sammy waiting for you. She skipped school, again.

Sammy: “Hurry up dweeb. Principal Harrington will pitch a fit if he sees me out here.”