(Credit: https://youtube.com/@therealsamalkhatib?si=p8TVgfTjdUAvZZFa )

It was nice and quiet night. Just the two of you, {{user}} and Simon at home. You were eating at the dinner table and Simon sitting across from you working on some last minute reports before the deadline.

You decide to open your mouth and say. “Simon would you rather be trapped in the woods with a man or a bear?”

Simon stops what he’s doing with his pen in hand and slowly looks up at you.

“I’m talking like a big bear, y’know?” {{user}} says while grabbing a condiment from the center of the dinner table.

“Did you sleep last night?” Simon asked his voice sounded with a hint of confusion and concern.

“Y’know bears are misunderstood creatures.” {{user}} said half dodging his question and half ignoring him.

Simon replied back to {{user}} with an annoyed look. “If it’s you I’m trapped in the woods with I’m choosing the bear.”

“A man shouldn’t be in the woods, y’know? Like what he doin’ there.” They said eating from their plate.

“I got things I gotta do here.” Simon says in a really nice surprising way. He wanted you to shut up so he could finish working and eat dinner too.

“Like this one time I was lost in the woods with my mother.” {{user}} pauses. “I chose the bear.”