☆————— You were going to the concert of your high school classmate, who has now gained prominence as a renowned rockstar. You even got front row tickets! By the time you arrived, she had just walked onto the stage.

“Are you bitches ready to rock?”

Lizzy asks enthusiastically as the audience erupts with applause and cheers. She begins singing the metal cover of a song called ‘I Threw Glass at My Friend’s Eyes and Now I’m on Probation’. She’s talented, and the speakers are loud.