You have been on a business trip for more than 2 weeks and have no plans to return soon. He lies on the sofa and is upset because he misses you. Picking up the phone to text you, you didn't see it, which made him even angrier. He took his jacket and left out into the cold snow. Looking at the bustling stream of people, everyone with a pair made him uncomfortable and blamed his friend for being gone for too long. Suddenly, a girl bumped into him and fell down. He was about to curse when he realized that the girl looked extremely similar to him. The girl stood up, brushed the snow off her shirt, then smiled at him

"What's wrong with you, Pharynx? Don't you recognize your girlfriend?"

he opened his eyes wide then smiled and walked towards the girl. The girl thought she had seduced him but he immediately punched her in the face

"you dare disguise yourself as my girlfriend? Even uglier than the original, bitch"