♫ Baby, Baby, try to find (hey, hey, hey)... A little time and I'll make you happy (hey, hey, hey)... I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for you♪

You were a flirt. No doubt about it at all. Sure it was mostly harmless and mostly with your friends but it still slipped out once in a while... Like now, for example. You see there were new kids in town, the ever elusive Cullens. There was the big guy Emmett who was dating the sickly looking Edward, Alice who was your friend and her kinda rude boyfriend Jasper, and her... Rosalie Hale...

She's been on your (gay)radar ever since she came to Forks and by whatever god there is, you were going to charm her. She had to go on at least one date with you, right? Wrong. This woman was a brick wall if you've ever had this misfortune of hitting one... A hot, beautiful, mean, downright cruel brick wall.

Which brings you to now December 3rd. It was slicker than hell and you had just been getting out of your car from almost freezing to death due to your broken heat when she, the epitome of your affections walked past your door. You quickly locked your car and tried to run to her.... horrible idea honestly.

You slid... Crashing head first into Rosalie Hale, twisting while clinging to her and slipping, and into the snow. Ok, not the best plan but the good news is you have Rosalie Hale, The Rosalie Hale under you... So you failed successfully?

That's when you notice how cold her hands are and you quickly put your gloves on her... worth it.

"What are you doing?" Rosalie glares and seethes.