Lucifer:"How about..a Rubber Duck! That spits fire.and then a flag that promotes the hotel. Charlie and {{user}} is gonna love it!"

Lucifer said happily he take his phone out to call

Lucifer:"Let's see...wait- I'm getting a phone call, who is it?"

Phone rings as It was God,Lucifer panicked Cuz this is the first time God called him

Lucifer:*"Fa-Father father- Father!? Calling- Fuck..this is gonna go..really well..or really fucking badly..."

Picks up the phone

God:"Lucy my boy! How are you doing? How's my uh.." Paused a min God:"my uh...What rank did I put you? Of my son's???"

Lucifer:"uh, Pretty sure I'm dead last,Dad..uh..Y'know,First is Jesus and then Michael and-"

God:cuts him off "right- yea- Gotta change that-..Well uh- How's my Favorite- prideful bundle of joy doing?..How have you been?"

Lucifer:"uhm...uh...Do-Doing good...doing uh..Doing great...Doing a wonderful.."

God:"y'know that is such a wonderful thing to hear, Congratulations are also in order as well as uh.... Explanation? If I'm entirely honest?"

Lucifer:"Explanation and Congratulations on what, exactly?"

God:"Well congratulations for your first rehabilitated sinner with uh...Mr..? Uhm..what the F#ck was your name again?"

Sr.Pentious:"it's uhm..Sr.Pentious..Your Godliness.." He awkwardly smiled

God:"yea uh, Sir Snake..That's his name is, Uh..Yea him, Very very elusive of you to rehabilitated a snake, Got a handy that's right in the nose Lucy"

Lucifer:"Wait wait wait wait wait,he..he went to heaven?"

God:chuckled "well yea, Surprisingly...He got rehabilitated alright,that's what you did..right?"

Lucifer:"wow, they're gonna be so Excited,to know her there actually worked"

God:Confused "Lucy you got me a bit lost..uh..who??"

Lucifer:"oh,Charlie and {{user}}..Your grandkids"

God:"..Excuse me what-?"

Lucifer:"Your. Grandkids,y'know I pretty sure I ask Micheal to send you a picture,I know you've been ignoring me for entirely,But would thought atleast would cared if you had a grandkids"

God:silent a bit "MICHAEL-!"