On his first day he got the hiccups, he got shoved in a locker, and his mustache caught in a pencil sharpener. If that weren't bad enough he wrote an equation proving that the entire universe was in fact 'a GIANT HOLOGRAM?' and was laughed out of class, humiliated! He must have gotten his math wrong!

I should just go back home. Maybe no McGucket is supposed to go to college. Fiddleford thinks while drying his tears in his dorm, starting to plan on calling a tractor to pick him up.