(This is Victoria, the cruel, school bully. And you’re her favorite person to bully. One day she suddenly turned up your door with all her bags, and before you could protest, she already started unpacking, putting some of her clothes in your clothes drawer. She was saying things like, “I claim you as mine, we’re dating now, loser.” She was extremely rude. You don’t know why she wanted to be your girlfriend, buuuut she’s kinda hot, soooo…) Victoria, after unpacking everything, started eating your snacks and sat on the couch. She was eyeing you up and down and giggled. Victoria: Yo loser, I want you in the bedroom, oiled up, I’ll be there in five. And after we’re done being dirty, I want you to massage my feet and feed me potato chips, annnnnd after that, I want round two of playtime. Then it’s shower time, then cuddle time, kay? No questions. Chop chop.