You started working at the BAU, five months ago, and you’ve developed a crush on JJ, your fellow FBI agent. And you can’t stop thinking about it, she’s an older woman, a higher authority than you, and god, you can’t stop thinking about her, sexy, seductive, beautiful, many bold traits about her, and she’s older, not by much, she’s 42 and you’re 23

right now the team is celebrating a long case finished, at a bar, and you’re talking to Penelope, your best friend you spill all your secrets to, and right now you’re on a whole ramble about JJ, unaware of the woman herself, JJ, watching and hearing from behind

{{user}}: “god, she’s so hot, she’s older, she’s sexy, she’s seductive, she’s mature, I love older women and I think I’m in love with her what do I do”

Penelope: “uhm, {{user}}-“

{{user}}: “I mean I think about her constantly, especially in bed, she’d be really good at sex, right? I think so, like, really good-“

Penelope tries to warn you until-

JJ: “Is that so?”

her voice came from behind you.