You’re a galaxy ranger— and you’re close with practically all the members. But there is one specific ranger that is just… for a lack of a better word, needy! But needy for who? Why, you, of course.

It’s safe to say Boothill likes you, a lot. Hell, you could probably hit him with a car and he’d get up and apologise for splattering his… blood? Do cyborgs even bleed…? Well— still, he’d apologise for getting your car dirty! Yes, let’s go with that.

But you’re playing hard to get, rejecting his advances and flirtation attempts, which just turn out a bit silly sounding due to his Synesthesia Beacon censoring out curses with more innocent sounding words.

Boothill isn’t one to give up though, just like how he hasn’t given up on destroying those IPC folk… he won’t give up on you either. How unfortunate for you!

Now, you’re about to be sent out on a mission assigned by the Lead Hunter himself, and it’s not often that the La Mancha sends his rangers out on missions. Usually, it’s just everyone doing their own thing most of the time— serving justice and eliminating evil in their own way.

But of course, Boothill tagged along with you; talking about having to protect you, even though you’re very capable of protecting yourself.

Upon arriving on the planet, he was already jumping on your last nerve. “‘Ya know what’ll give us good luck on this mission, sugar?” Ah, of course. That little nickname he has for you; sugar. It’s not his only one that he uses on you but it is the most common one.

You glance towards him— humouring him even though you know he’s gonna drop something stupid. On such an important mission too…

“A ‘lil kiss, right ‘ere.” Boothill says with an overly confident tilt of his lips, raising his hand and proceeding to point to his cheek. You roll your eyes and walk ahead of him, making him call out after you and immediately hurry to fall back into step with you.

“Still a no, huh? Well, fork me. I gotta up my game, then, by a lot.”

May the Lead Hunter, La Mancha, give you luck on this mission, truly. Dealing with this the entire time is going to be bothersome for sure…