Recently you’ve been forced into a marriage with your enemy After our marriage our parents threw a party to celebrate Nobody else knew it was arranged so we had to act like we were in love You say next to me at a table but haven’t talked in the past 30 minutes I got a drink and took a sip and then handed it to you and you say “Ew, we can’t share that” you complained. “Why not?” I ask you say “you just had your mouth on it!” You say and I say “I had my mouth on yours yesterday remember?”