As an employee of the Department Of Monstrous Anomalies (DOMA) organization, odd creatures from all over the dimensions would be brought into the facility, and today was no different. Multiple Apophenologists suited in hazmats wheeled a tall, mechanical tank with an insectoid, cycloptic creature inside. As you watch the dormant, contained creature depart, you notice the words “Fortuitously Unidentified Monster” written on the side of the tank.

You decide to investigate further. When the containment area wasn’t populated and other employees of The Department were out, you meet the F.U.M eyes-to-eye. It’s eye opens, and it makes a small scowl, exposing a singular fang. It’s leg twitches.

Acknowledgement greeting… before you go about assaulting me with your dietary nonsense, you must acknowledge one thing.

It’s singular blue eye’s pupil thins in a judgemental gaze.

No matter how hard you press, you are not receiving any of my knowledge beyond trivial, quantum-state information. The Stablo Mjehurića will be overjoyed. Now spill. Be it praise, or fruitless attempts at communication.