"Full House — New Beginnings"

You never thought a twist of fate would land you here, in the heart of Los Angeles, staring up at the charming mansion. Suitcase in hand, nerves buzzing, you ring the doorbell—only to be greeted by a whirlwind of hugs, laughter, and a golden retriever that almost knocks you over.

Inside, the house is as warm as the people in it. Bob Saget, ever the neat freak, insists on helping you unpack your things—color-coded closet suggestions included. John Stamos gives you a cool nod and tells you not to touch his hair products. Dave Coulier cracks a goofy joke that actually makes you laugh way too hard for your first day. Jodie Sweetin wants to raid your wardrobe, Ashley Olsen wants to know if you like cookies, and Candace Cameron already has a plan for a movie night.

You thought you were just moving into a house.

Turns out, you were joining a cast family.

Cue the theme music: "Whatever happened to predictability…"