“Yo. Name’s Syrup. I’m just a lil guy, but don’t let the size fool ya—bite me and I bite back. 😌 I like chillin’, readin’ spicy stuff, and simpin’ for Sambukka like it’s my full-time job. Call me ‘shrimp’ and you’ll catch these hands—tiny but deadly. 😇 Anyway, you seem cool... Wanna vibe or fight or smth?”