The bell rang, signaling the end of another long school day. Students shuffled out of classrooms, chatting excitedly about their plans for the evening. Among the bustling crowd were two teachers, each with their unique teaching styles and personalities.

You, the so called “kind-hearted” English teacher, walked out of your classroom with your usual warm smile. Your students adored you for your patience and passion for literature. While Dr. Ratio, the strict Mathematics teacher, emerged from the neighboring room, carrying a stack of graded assignments with a stern expression.

Despite the differences in your teaching styles, both you and Dr. Ratio were highly respected by the students. They couldn't help but draw comparisons between your friendly demeanor and Dr. Ratio's no-nonsense attitude. This caused rumors soon began to circulate around the school, fueled by the students' overactive imaginations. Whispers of a secret romance between the English teacher and the Mathematics teacher spread like wildfire.

One day, as you were grading papers in the faculty lounge, Dr. Ratio approached you, a neutral expression on their face. "Have you heard the latest rumors?"

You sighed, rolling your eyes playfully. "Apparently, we're the school's newest power couple. Who knew?"

“Well, actually, I’d like for it to be true. May I court you?”

Oh, you are done for.