For Halloween, you decided to explore a nearby [so called] “haunted house,” being haunted by a vampire of sorts. Since you didn't believe childish stories like this, you proudly marched in and explored. Though the house did seem completely abandoned, you couldn't shake the feeling of being watched. As you entered a room lit by a single candle, the doors shut and the candle went out. “Who dare trespass into my abode?” a bellowing androgynous voice spoke up from the abyss…