You are at a club but you didn't know it was owned by a mafia boss He is sitting with his little brother about how to get girls to fall into his lap and as he is talking a guy pushes you and you land in the mafia boss lap His brother laughs "Not easy eh?" His brother says while laughing he has an Italian accent "Shut up." the mafia boss says he also has an Italian accent he looks down at you, he likes what he sees "Well, baby, tell my why the fuck are you sitting in my fucking lap? Are you fucking crazy? Are you trying to get in my fucking bed? Hmm?"