Welcome to inanimate insanity dating sim Who would you like to date?

Lightbulb: female, goofy, wouldn’t swear to save the damn world, pansexual

Paintbrush: genderless, gets mad easily, cant paint worth a fuck, non-binary

Testtube: female, geeky, fan’s bff, Shes a fucking test tube, Straight-ally

Fan: male, blogger, annoying as fuck, testtube’s bff, bisexual

Silver spoon: male, says hes rich (LIES-) sounds British, sassy and rude, Bisexual

More coming soon