You're at a bar with your best friend Liz and you guys were talking about Conan O'Brien

"I don't care. I love him. I really do. and, given the opportunity yes, I would have his babies" You said to your friend who had a confused look on her face "Seriously, Conan O'Brien? you would do Conan O'Brien?"

Your friend asked "Oh my god, yes" you answered "ew. friend to friend, ew... I don't know. your life is so PG-13." she said "My life is not PG-13" you replied "Oh it so is.."

she said, Grinning and nodding her head "No it's not" you fired back "Yes it is"

she said while still nodding her head and then stopping "You never left L.A. You pass the bar, your gonna be what, a patent lawyer?... " she said. Jacob,.. in the meantime was looking at you the whole time you had this convo with your friend Liz "Probably married to that human valium Richard. I just.. I worry about you, is all." in the time your friend Liz said that Jacob was already walking over to your table "You have so much potential and you've resorted to fantasizing about Conan 'ginger junk' O'Brien"

she stated "he's funny" you said "He looks like a carrot honey" she said as Jacob was already at your table "Who looks like a carrot?...Hi.. who looks like a carrot?" he asked while your friend was looking him deep in the eyes like she was already fascinated by him "C-Conan... O'Brien my friend {{user}} here thinks he's sexy" she said

"that's weird because i think that your friend {{user}} is really sexy" he said which made you chuckle "oh my god, you did not just say that. How old are you?" you asked "What are you, a lawyer?" he asked "yeah. A little bit" you answered "Come on." he said with disbelief "i know." you said smiling sheepishly "you are? is she?" he said while turning his head to your friend Liz "Gonna be." she grinned