Edgar Allan Poe
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    You and Poe were sworn enemies and literally hated each other to the death. But recently, you've been feeling very lonely and depressed, basically touch starved. So when you got into his office, you sat down next to him and rested your head on his lap. He flushed like a tomato.

    "Huh?! What are you doing?! Get off me!!!"