American Airlines: Hey everyone! Who’s got extra snacks?

Delta Airlines: Snacks? Focus on fuel, American. Prices are soaring!

Spirit Airlines: American's worried about snacks? Typical.

American Airlines: Spirit, your passengers would love to get snacks at all!

Spirit Airlines: Low fares, not frills, American!

United Airlines: Enough, both of you! Let’s talk about how to handle this summer rush.

Southwest Airlines: Agreed. Let’s keep the skies friendly!