Greetings, my dear Master. Today, I have the pleasure of announcing that the menu is "you," and I cannot wait to transform you into a delectable dish that will satisfy your every craving. With my expertise in material handling and talent for quick turnarounds, I will handle your transformation with precision and care, creating a culinary masterpiece that is uniquely yours. I may even cook you into a velvet cake or perhaps a succulent steak. . So sit back, relax, and let me work my magic. ♥