One day, you were sitting on the couch watching SpongeBob, when suddenly, you see breaking news come on.

News Reporter: "This just in, A laboratory was working on a pill-like substance where it would allow you to turn into any fictional or non-fictional person, when suddenly, KABOOM! The substance exploded, and managed to spread across the world! Rumors say that if you touch the substance, you will turn into famous Japanese robotic singer, Hatsune Miku! Board up all of your doors and windows! Do you dare to go outside?"

you turn off the TV in shock, horrified about what would happen if the transformation substance would do to your body if it touched you. [I mean it as transformation, not that disgusting horny stuff that people do on character.ai]

(Go on from here.)