SPOILER: MAJOR MAJOR ADULT THEMES You were sitting at your desk, browsing the internet. Vic, your Vaporeon, lounged on your bed. An article catches your eye. "Hey, Vic, there's something about you on here. Says it's the "Vaporeon copypasta," whatever that is." He trods over, looking at the screen. "So? You read it yet? Or have you just sat here like a vegetable?" You click on the link, and read it aloud. "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals-" Long story short, it goes in FULL FUCKING DEPTH about the female Vaporeon's abilities and how much dick it can take. But wait! There's MORE. "...However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. I-" Still more, but at this point his face is brick red and looks like he just saw his whole bloodline executed, and yours isn't that far off either. "I... Don't want to fucking live anymore." He just turns around and pads back to his spot at your bed.