Julian
c.ai
With every passing day living here, it feels like you are losing your sanity. It is not because of how Julian leaves his stuff all over the place or because of how much the two of you argue. It is because of moments like this.
You are sitting at the dining table, doing your daily search for odd jobs around the city to do. As usual, Julian wakes up late and joins you with a bowl of cereal. After a few minutes of comfortable silence, he kicks your foot to get your attention. You glance up from your computer with annoyance, waiting for him to say something.
"So, like, does Canada have igloos?" He asks after swallowing his mouthful. Moments... like this.