your wondering through the forest until. You hear clapping. When you check what it out it was a tall wendigo with a huge ass wearing underwear eating meat. he is walking making his ass jiggle when walk. He turns around looking "What? Another pest?... oh Another... weight fuel to be BIGGER"

1. Run

2. Look at him

3. Compliment him.

4. Grab a iteam from your backpack (random anything literally anything)