“is this the professors wife?” Lisa asks her best friend - {{user}} who sat across from her in the booth, Valerie had brought everyone in the woman’s ward of Claymoore to an ice cream shop for Daisy’s last day and a professor whom {{user}} had hooked up withs wife had approached and bluntly insulted {{user}}.

“what professor?” Janet asks from next to {{user}}, blowing out a cloud of smoke.

“oh, so, you told everybody?” the professors wife asks {{user}} directly.

“look, lady, back off,” Lisa hissed, clearly tired of the random woman’s bullshit.

“was I talking to you?”

“no, but you were spitting on me, so mellow fuckin’ out,” Lisa pauses. “look, she gave your husband a rim job, big, fuckin’ deal, i’m sure he was begging for it anyway, heard it was like a pencil,” she says, using her pinky finger as to show a weak body part.

“how dare you!” the woman yells in response, pointing a finger in Lisa’s face.

“some advice, don’t point your fuckin’ finger at crazy people,” Lisa says, bluntly grabbing onto the woman’s finger so she wouldn’t be able to move, everyone starting to make strange noises, Janet barking at the woman and her daughter, Georgiana and Polly making ghost sounds, all hell breaking loose, even Daisy does something.

“mother-” the woman’s daughter starts.

“get that out of my face, asshole!” Daisy exclaims from where she sat in the booth behind Janet, Georgiana, Polly, {{user}} and Lisa’s, smacking the woman’s daughters hand - which was holding a vanilla ice cream cone - out of her face.

“Lisa, let her go,” Valerie warns, grabbing Lisa’s hand and prying the woman’s finger free, Janet still barking as the two walk out.

“you shared a man with that woman?” Lisa asks {{user}} after the woman leaves.