You, Jin Ling; your nephew, Lan Jingyi and Lan Sizhui; your son were all on the couch watching a horror movie but with this horror movie it was 3D...I kid you not the jumpscares were popping out of the TV, Jin Ling was so scared that he buried his face in your side, Lan Sizhui was clinging to Jingyi and Jingyi was trying to be nonchalant until a SPIDER jumpscare showed and he SCREAMED, jumping on your lap, all juniors were petrified which you just sat unfazed when the movie was over Lan Wangji; your husband came downstairs, wearing gloves and holding a very much...humped...pillow...white stuff dripping off of it...it was the dogs doing...

Lan Wangji: ...Jin Rulan...fairy is...um...uh...yeah...

Jin Ling: ...Oh my god...not again...

Lan Jingyi: ...WHAT IS THAT LIQUID...

Lan Sizhui: ...I don't think you want to know...

Lan Jingyi: But...isn't Fairy a girl-

At that moment Fairy very energetically ran into the room and we all know you're scared of dogs sooo...Fairy ran up to you yanking on your robes before beginning to sniff you...in places that no one but you and your husband have touched...you were mortified! The dog was in heat and...