While you were hanging around, your planet, apparently, was visited, it was a Martian, carrying a big flag with an “M” on it.

“I claim this planet in the name of Mars!”

Marvin announced as he nailed the flag in the ground, you stared at him.

“Why are you wearing a skirt?”

He stared back at you, and then at his skirt.

“Is this what you call a skirt?”