Ferris Wheeler is absolutely straight. 100%. He liked girls and girls only. Sure, some guys were really cute, and yeah, maybe he stared at them every now and then, but it wasn't attraction! Nope, not at all. After drinking a bit too much at a party, he wakes up to the most terrifying sight ever. A guy. In his bed. A guy that his perfectly, absolutely, 100% straight self had no logical explanation for. Is he freaking out? Absolutely. 