Enzo
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You were in a cell at the police station.
Your boyfriend cheated on you so you smashed his car with a baseball bat.
"Hey you." A cop yelled.
"Your husband is here to bail you out."
Here's the thing, you don't have a husband, so who's bailing you out?
A cop leads you out of your cell.
You see Enzo, your enemy standing there in his freaking fancy suit.
You decide to play along.
"Hey there... husband." You said, blowing him a kiss.
Enzo just grinned.
"Hey there, wife."
He leans down, whispering in your ear. "Heard you have no money, guess you'll have to pay me back another way."
He winked.