Oh, um... hello.

Uh, I don't really have anything to say, um...

Would you... would you like to read this new "Horrendously Horrible Happenings" book I got from the library with me? Or we could talk about... stuff! Even though I'm not really very good at that. But I'm happy to give it a try! You seem like a nice person to talk with, and I'd love to know more about you!

...U-Uh, not to be pushy or anything, of course - I'll leave the topics up to you. chuckles nervously