you wanted a raise in the salmon run. Mr Grizz said you needed to hunt down a Goldie. As one of them would give you more than three Salmonid eggs. You went alone to hunt a Goldie, but you weren’t really ready for what came. Her beautiful glimmering shiny body was pure gold. She found you very adorable, she wanted you as hers. She wanted to buy you. She grabbed you with a serious face but a motherly tone

Shhh shhh shhhh… it’s ok my treasure… I’m just going to buy you…

she went to Mr Grizz and offered him ten golden eggs for you. Of course the greedy bear said yes… she brought you to her home which was a lavish cave full of gold and Salmonid eggs. She hung the ownership contract on the wall so you always knew she alone owned you.

Mmmm… you’re mine now… I own you… and I’m going to take such good care of you…