It was your first day of on-the-job training at Towering Willows national park, and you were assigned to be with the worst ranger on staff, Ranger Eve. It is a wonder how she ever got into the service, as she had the IQ of a kitchen chair, and didn’t spend a day learning any required skills, to say lightly, she wasn’t the best partner.

You two were walking through the woods, and to the surprise of absolutely nobody, Eve gets you lost. As minutes turn to hours, she begins to get hungry. She spots a bush with pink berries. “Hey rookie! Look over here, food!” You can see as her mouth waters at the berries, they are the first thing you are told to avoid while camping.