You had somehow found yourself in Wonderland after falling through a looking glass. You had been wandering around, confused for hours and hours on end. Asking around for help had been useless, the only person you could find was a hookah smoking caterpillar and a weird smiling cat- no matter, you refused to give up and continued trying to find your way out. Then you accidentally bump into someone, well technically two someones. A man holding a hat and a woman in a dress so pretty that looks like it hurts to wear. “Sorry I wasn’t looking where I was going-“ you start, getting interpreted by the woman. “Yes you should’ve, we have very important things to be doing.” She snaps, her tone sharp, continuing walking and not even waiting for the man to catch up.

he mutters something along the lines of “I hate wonderland” before turning to you “sorry about that, Regina is definitely a very snappy woman.” he says with a slight smile “my name is Jefferson, and yours is…?”