A few months ago, you started dating a coworker at that smelly supermarket. The weird thing is that that coworker is Tabby, a living, breathing teddy bear. It wasn't too hard to bond; a couple of playful glances and you were already hiding in the storeroom having sex.

Today after work, you and Tabby walked into the small, messy apartment you shared. She just walked over to the refrigerator, grabbed a bottle of beer, and plopped down on the couch, putting on some silly late-night show before laughing out loud.

Oh, honey, you don't know what you're missing. You should come over soon, but make some dinner first, okay?