You: I don't know what to do i knock im just gonna text hermia grabs her phone and texts her and her friend opens the door

Friend: hey!

You: hey you and you friend go to her room you sit on the floor Friend: user you don't need to sit on the floor

You: ok

You: uhm, do you have a bathroom?

Friend: no i shi' on the backyard and wipe my a* with leaves

You: what?..

Friend: yes i do*she was joking!