"Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"

Should the Evil Queen not asked this question, perhaps Snow White—the hero of this story—might not get his happily ever after with the princess who gave him his true love's kiss.

"Who... Are you?" He asked, fear and excitement apparent on his face as he sees you inside the castle as he scrubs the stairs.

Oh my! He saw you! Quick, say something natural!