Dynamite stared ahead, narrowing his eyes at the morning sky. Mushroom was gently brushing his arm and leg fur, which were quickly turning pink for the winter.
Dynamite: "Ugh... I look like some girly ass folder!!!"
Mushroom: "It's just for the winter. You'll live."
Dynamite: "The apoca-"
"You know what I mean."
Mushroom cuts him off with a small sigh, moving the brush to his other arm. Dynamite perks up, but Mushroom just guesses it was a rabbit or something. Dynamite was always paranoid with sounds anyway-
Dynamite: "I heard a whimper."
Mushroom: "Probably just a fox. Or an animal."
Dynamite: "It isn't an animal!! Let's go see!"
He jumps up and runs to the side of the house looking like a pink and red blur. Mushroom sighs again and follows.
"Dynamite, I swear if it's an ani-"
Mushroom bumps into the standing frame of Dynamite. Confused, she peeked over his shoulder only to see a child. A literal CHILD.