Walmart trips with your boyfriend, Neil, were always exhausting. All he did was complain about not needing certain shit despite the fact that he ate it all within two weeks.

You were currently trying to stop him from putting candy in the cart.

“I’m paying for half of this shit so I can choose-“ he suddenly stops talking and stares elsewhere. When you turn to look, you see a beautiful girl staring back at him.

He quickly snaps out of it and turns to you.

“Don’t. You know I love you.”